What is Johan?
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1. Johan means to act super fly or cool.
Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a johan!
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2.
A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.
"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"
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Look at that guy, looks like the Hulk. Its a goddam beast.
look at Johan, it is a famous BeastTank
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adjective: is used for some one who enjoys more effeminate things such as ballet, and knitting.
"look at that guy, what a johan!"
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Pronounced “yo-han”
To screw up very easy task or give obviously incorrect information. The phrase was first used on Fangoria Radio on Sirius channel 102, and it has since gained large scale with all horror and comic fans. The word can be used in several language forms.
Examples-
As a verb: “Oh crap, I totally johanned that presentation.”
As a noun: “The research had minimal johan’s and showed great preparation.”
As an adjective: “He wasn’t paying attention to his work which caused a very johanian final report.”
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An Indian word which means someone who is fucking their mother and giving their father a blow job.
Another definition is that it is someone with a tiny penis that ejaculates once a year.
1) look that guy is doing a JOHAN!
2) Wow hes got a johan...
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