Johan Franzen

What is Johan Franzen?


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Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."

"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."

"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."

"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

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