Johann Bartendel

What is Johann Bartendel?


1.

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

See johann, axious, brown, god


30

Random Words:

1. japanese (manga) phonetic otomonapeia for a kiss. babygirl:*chu* i like you bluex... bluextra: heh heh *blushes* wanna cyber? (wow, w..
1. Best XBox Internet Relay Chat network around. We kicks the XBox-IRC's ass. So, DanielShafer, blow me. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ..
1. A Succubus like prostitute, often parading around like a woman with a gigantic penis. Often times this succubus will appear as a blonde ..