What is Johann Bartendel?
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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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an influential metal personality, former vocalist/guitarist of the band Sepultura, he left the band at 1996. Current Vocalist/guitarist ..
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A term used when speaking of intercourse between two homosexual males.
Mike: OMGZ LETS HAVE HOMO BUTT SEX
Matthew Goforth: KAY!!!
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