Johann Bartendel

What is Johann Bartendel?


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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

See johann, axious, brown, god


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