What is Johann Bartendel?
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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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a person who has abs that is umm umm good!
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Plural of Hyptopotimus, a rare animal found among cabin-fever affected teenagers.
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When it is so late and your mind is gone, and you just don't care what time it is anymore.
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