What is Johann Bartendel?
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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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The act of wrapping balls around another man's penis and fucking it until ejaculation. similar to tit fucking but with testicles.
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the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up...
