What is Johann Bartendel?
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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
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the opposite of anorexia. can be applied to both genders.
guy 1:so how did your date w/ Amy go?
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The act of shooting one’s semen on a willing sex partner before actual coitus
I am just plain not going to go masterbate when I have a ..
