Johastorve

What is Johastorve?


1.

A character on the Exodar server in World of Warcraft whose small penis and obvious lack of playing smarts leads him to start a daily crusade of killing defenseless NPCs in a place where no one can do anything to stop him. Clearly a victim of poor genetics and quite possibly a red flag on the FBI's "Future Animal/Child/Spouse Abusers" list, he epitomizes the concept of the limp-dicked sock-stuffer.

"Eh, there goes Johastorve again, enacting his vengeance on a pixelated fantasy character that STILL manages to have a bigger dick than he does. How sad."

See knuckle fucker, jackoff


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