What is Johastorve?
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A character on the Exodar server in World of Warcraft whose small penis and obvious lack of playing smarts leads him to start a daily crusade of killing defenseless NPCs in a place where no one can do anything to stop him. Clearly a victim of poor genetics and quite possibly a red flag on the FBI's "Future Animal/Child/Spouse Abusers" list, he epitomizes the concept of the limp-dicked sock-stuffer.
"Eh, there goes Johastorve again, enacting his vengeance on a pixelated fantasy character that STILL manages to have a bigger dick than he does. How sad."
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Television show (Oct '94 - Nov '99) based on the mythical character Hercules Son of Zeus. Best to be seen while consuming mass..
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Your average trying to act bad black male
Yo ma look at that limbgripper spittin' them thar wamellon seeds...