What is John?


a person who uses the services of a prostitute

Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

See Mark


a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistant.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

See john, shawn, megan, ericka, apples, speak


v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.

Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!

Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.

Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!

John: Fuck you!

See cramp, pain, muscle, puke, sports


A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.

"Have you seen Waynes john?

See men, john, people, friends, bree


Alright, this guy. Wow. Hes so amazing, everything you could want in a guy. So sweet, handsome, and funny. A great friend to anyone. Usually a name from germany (: oh, and any john looks good in pink//yellow shades.

HOLY FUCK, johns hott.

See hot, sexy, cute, handsome, sweet


a very awsome guy, he is fun to hang with and to talk to. he always wants to hang with people and hates being by himself. And the girls think he is very sexy and always has at least one girl attracted to him.

"wow look at the guy over there, hes very cute."

"yeah he must be a john!"

See sexy, friends, girls, awsome, fun


An unknown male seen at any point in time.

Male walking down the street: " Whats the time please John"

See jon, randomer, unknown, jonathan, jonathon


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