John Awkward

What is John Awkward?


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A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".

-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".

-"You betcha".

See john, awkward, strange, weird, uncanny


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