What is John Awkward?
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A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.
-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
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