John Bobbitt

What is John Bobbitt?

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbittand was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

See Jeff K.

a guy with no dick.

"Man I fucked 3 bitches last night at that party...it was tight shit."

"My ass, motherfucker. What, did you use a strap-on? Everyone knows you're a John Bobbitt."

See Nick D

Oatmeal Blister

1. When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation. I left an oatmeal blister on her nose...

Lepel

1. 'spoon' in Dutch. If you say that one more time, I'll gouge your eyes out with my lepel. See spoon, lepel, language..

Battle Cocktail

1. Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases. They got fucked up on crack at their army fr..

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