What is John Brown?
1.
Derived from the movie 'Remember the Titans'. At one point in practice, Denzel Washington says, "We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass...you run a mile, you miss a blocking assignment...you run a mile, you fumble the football...and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile."
Definitions:
1. An expression used in a time of frustration--replaces an expletive.
2. A contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. A humble way to refer to oneself--indicates lack of knowledge or experience.
1. After realizing that a dog has soiled the sofa, one may say, "John Brown!"
2. When a man maliciously steals your seat on the subway, you may say to a friend, "That guy's a real John Brown."
3. "I'm just an average John Brown...what do I know?"
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the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...
John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...
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Having a family member related to you in more than one way.
"That boy right there is my cousin-nephew."
"What kind of John Brown shit is that?"
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4.
Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.
John Brown is a mad MC.
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king of the burbs baby, all about revivin' the ghetto.
hallelujah hollaback.
John Brown: It's a company. We got experienced members of the street.
Lord Jamar: What's it about? I don't care who ya got. What's it about?
JB: It's about the revival.
LJ: The revival of what?
JB: The ghetto.
LJ: Why would you want to revive the ghetto? The ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
JB: I wanna revive economically, spiritually...nahmsayin? Infrastructure-wise. It's nothin' but love, my brother.
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A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.
"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"
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