John Byron

What is John Byron?


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A strange, possibly alien virus that appears to have developed the ability to talk and a humanoid form. It insists on being called his first and middle names simultaneously. It has developed a need for RuneScape and Perrier, it's two believed main energy sources. It will tell you lie about how great and awesome it is, and then completely fail at the next thing it does. Beware, it will latch on lie a parasite to the first person who is nice to it until they finally manage to tell him they hate him without him interrupting or with fear of him telling an adult. Usually like males.

'That john byron is so horrible at stuff, but he keeps telling me he's the best ever at them! Ugh, I hate him.'

'That guy is such a john byron! He actually wrote a GUIDEBOOK to RuneScape, and he brings five Perriers a day to school!'

See idiot, homosexual


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