John Carney

What is John Carney?

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.

(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.

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