What is John Carney?
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(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.
(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.
(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.
(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.
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Contempt for faggots, homos or Benny Boys.
I held my bladder until I got Chronic Prostatis because I was afraid of sharing a toilet sea..
