John Champlain

What is John Champlain?

1.

Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.

John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!

Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?

John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!

Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.

See wizza, Dahn
5

Random Words:

India Pale Ale
1. India Pale Ale is a distinct style of beer and is characterized as a sparkling pale ale with a slightly higher level of alcohol and hops..
Read more
Flotsky
1. A deft flick of the wrist, which results in a slight sprain I just flotsky'd my wrist..
Read more
Kink
1. A discriminatory term for someone who is of Morman religion or displays characteristics of a steryotypical Morman. Billy: Wow Jenna is ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free