What is John Champlain?
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Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to
John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your
Smashmatic 4000 !
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
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ultimate to the maximum velocity
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Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.
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