John Daly

What is John Daly?


1.

n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonade

n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)

"I'd like to order a John Daly... it's an Arnold Palmer, add vodka."

"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."

See long island iced tea, golf

2.

Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea

1 Gallon Lemonade

1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka

1 Afternoon to Waste.

Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."

Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."

See drink, golfer, scumbag, arnold palmer


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