John Do Ak

What is John Do Ak?

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

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