John Do Ak

What is John Do Ak?

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

Magret

1. A nickname commonly used by people whose names are Maragret and use Maggie for short. Hence the name mag-ret. Kid:Hey magret what'..

Phobophilia

1. The psychological love of fear. I'm such a phobophile..

Lightration Device

1. something used to make fire Bob, wheres your lightration device? See lighter, smoking, cigarettes, cigars..

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