John Elway

What is John Elway?

1.

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

See john, cartman, south, park

2.

Football Jesus

John Elway is the messiah of quarterbacks

See foxy

3.

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

See Bob

4.

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

See Your mom

5.

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

See The Guz

6.

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young
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