John Fitch Vodka

What is John Fitch Vodka?


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The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

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