What is John Fuckin' 5?
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another name for John 5, it is usually used when addressing someone who does know about how great he is
It is also used to put emphasis on his greatness
Guy (at a Rob Zombie concert): yo who is playing that mean guitar?
Random: Only John Fuckin' 5, that who.
John Fuckin' 5 is the greatest living guitarist.
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When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
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