John Henry Edit Meaning

1.

a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

"Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!"

"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"

See cock, dick, schlong, boner, wang, wood, morning glory, big one, monster, pole, rob, meat pole, shaft, rooster

2.

A term used to describe a mostly smoked or nearly empty bowl of marijuana. Often shortened to "JH."

"Gross. That was a total John Henry hit."

See empty, cached, trashed, ghosted

3.

A very famous celebrity.

Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.

unknown to most, John Henry is Chris Angel's stunt double

4.

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

See john, henry, john henry, signature, name