John Hock

What is John Hock?


1.

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

See stickam, rapist, fauxhawk, socal

2.

How you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with Stickamand should stop AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: OMGOMGOGM, 10 MORE FRIENDS ON STICKAM!

Person 2: Holy shit, you're turning into John Hock.

Person 1: STFU! I'm going to tell Sticky on you!

Person 2: .....

See john, hock, stickam, sticky, fuck, aw

3.

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.

John Hock is DTF

See john, hock, dtf, stank pussy

4.

John Hock is the cutest boy on the internet.

He has a popular show on Stickam called The John Hock Show.

He loves KimiKobra,alot!

myspace/johnhockftw

Woah,did you see John Hock And KimiKobra the other day?

See john, hock, myspace, stickam


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