John J. Johnson

What is John J. Johnson?


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The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.

"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."

"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"

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