What is John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit?

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it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
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