What is John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit?
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it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
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Usually said after a statement to see if a person understands your perspective.
me-if y'all goin to say in here y'all got to ..
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(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.
Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.
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An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.
While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears...
