What is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Tao of Meh is to disregard those who are not yourself and maintain a thinly veiled disinterest in their very existence. Followers of..
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Male genitalia
I want to rub my no no stick on her.
My no no stick is 9 inches long...
