What is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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small bird with two inch legs and two and a half inch balls and when it lands on the ground it goes ooh ooh
have you seen the ooh ooh ..
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This is in case you drop the soap
1. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP
2. IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT IN JAIL (Or surronded by black guys)..
