What is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Words:
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when you play scrabble using the urban dictionary
duh
scrabble player 1: pwn
scrabble player 2: thats not a word
scrabble player 1: ..
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One that can calm a crazy pussy down.
That bitch wanted to knock me out after I grabbed her nip and when I started using the "puss..
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1) to masturbate while thinking of hortpeople
1) Fanny was yurking it, literally...