John Kruk

What is John Kruk?

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

Fugawoo

1. A crapping turtle who has feelings for fat hats Aw man, the fuggawoo is coming on to my hat! See looloo..

U Moms/pops

1. referring to your mother/father, except only pussies say "your mother" u moms touched u pops..

Divine Sanction

1. When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again. Jimmy was making out ..

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