John Kruk

What is John Kruk?

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

Jug-bitten

1. to make out with "i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!" See Kelly..

Orgasthma

1. When a person is participating in sexual intercourse and the ensuing orgasm causes one to lose their breath. He rocked me so good last ..

Alternative Bitch

1. emo mixed with indie they try to be scene kids like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT re..

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