John Lenin

What is John Lenin?


1.

American hospitality pioneerand founder of the USSR*****

(*****The five star United States Society of Retainers: the American organisation of liveried servants, butlers and doormen, which - after a prolonged struggle with the gangs of Poughkeepsie - took over the smaller Regional Union of Sherpa Servants In America*.)

(*The one-star RUSSIAorganisation.)

A proudnative of Moose Claw, Montana, John Lenin was well-known to generations of guests at the Waldorf-Astoriahotel in New York, where - resplendent in his commissionaire's uniform - he presided at the main entrance.

There is a PHOTOGRAPH of him - wrongly captioned as STALIN- in the Urban Dictionary.

After retirement, Leninperformed a similar servicepart-time at the prestigious Excelsis Cafe, in Urban Flats, Arkansas.

Later, having won a small fortune playing Liveroulette, he bought a hacienda in the Mediterranean, where he enjoyed the warmer situation.

See waldorf-astoria, the american way, sherpa, urbanity, congress, Persson

2.

If John Lennon was a communist. An anarchistic representation of popular culture in America.

"I'm John Lenin!"

-John Lenin

See lenin, john lennon, the beatles


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