John Mason

What is John Mason?

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

See johnson, willy, dong, schlong

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