John Mayer It!

What is John Mayer It!?


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John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.

Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."

See john mayer, guitar, singer, songwriter, borderline emo


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