What is John Oglesby?
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verb: (AKA J.O.) An act in which a large group of people viciously attack and drop another individual to the ground or any available surface, and proceed to shove rigid hands into their anal cavity (through clothing). Some participants may even dive bomb the idividuals anus with a double handed J.O., which are known to be particularly excruciating.
There are rules to giving a J.O., which include the fact that you must have received one before you can join in on one. Also, no mercy shall be given in the event of bodily injury. (Tailbones and noses have been documented on being broken.)
John Oglesby's are often followed by a modified Dirty Sanchez, where there is a lack of shit, but still a very smelly residue.
The offensive lineman on the football team John Oglesby'd the shit outta the unsuspecting running back.
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