What is John Parker Wilson?
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Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.
*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer
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music that sounds like a marching band on scopolomine.
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The fastest man in the history of the world. World record holder for 100m and 200m.
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