John Salley

What is John Salley?


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John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.

John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.

Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:

John Salley:

"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."

Really Hot Lawyer chick:

"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"

John Salley:

"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"

Really hot lawyer chick:

"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"

John Salley:

"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"

See bench warmer, douchebag, flamer


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