John Smeaton

What is John Smeaton?


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John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.

“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.

John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !

John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!

When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.

Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.

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