What is John Smith?
1.
pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
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2.
An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
3.
Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
Name:
eg. John Smith
4.
The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.
For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.
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5.
To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.
I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.
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