John Smoltz

What is John Smoltz?


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Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

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