What is John Surprise?
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1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.
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adj.
1. the opposite of beautiful.
2. of or creating an unwanted feeling of disorder in beauty
3. disorder in the aesthetic
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One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)
"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"
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