What is John Surprise?
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1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.
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An aggressive gay male who prefers to bottom.
Most straight guys are fierce dogs; they take control during sex, but just want to bottom..
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Knowing details of someone else's life by reading their text messages.
How did you know that?
I'm textapathic.
See telepath..
