What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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To have sexual intercourse with a female with an engorged vigina.
The only thing to do to her camels toe was to gutter-shaft it.
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Cum from a christian who screams praise jesus shortly before releasing load.
Father Paisley covered me in jesus jizz last night.
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