What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
1.
The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
See
Random Words:
1.
1) someone who enjoys a friend putting spaghetti in their anus for them
2) someone enjoys putting it in a friends anus.
3) makarina, ..
1.
An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.
..