What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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An extensionor exaggeration of the original "hodamn." When you see a person of the opposite sex that you want to bone REALLY, ..
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an unmentionably ugly individual who undergoes a serious makeover.
that bitch musta got hauled-over, cuz she is FFFINE now!
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