What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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the act of consciously participating in a movie as a washed-out actor/actress and acknowledging one's lack of acting career or loss..
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Really Really Really EffingCold.
DC:Where do you go to school? CT:Northern Michigan University! DC: WOW i hear it's cold there? CT..
