What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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someone who enjoys to take many small bites of a mans penis
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A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.
Used in typical conversation:
Emma: "Ey up duck, ows y..
