What is John Wayne Hemorrhoids?
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness
that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows
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Acronym for Just Been Fucked Look.
Dude, just had sex, my hair's totally JBFL.
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Just Been Fucked Look; how one looks after sex..
