John Wayne Newton

What is John Wayne Newton?


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A guy who wears super fancy (ie, gay looking) western wear. A wannabe cowboy.

Oh my God, look at the John Wayne Newton that just got on the bus!

See rhinestone cowboy, broke back mountain


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