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Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.
Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea..
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A Dirty Sanchez with a goatee added.
"When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and venture..
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The ability to picture what a girls vagina might look like before hooking up with her.
The girl was so hot she left pleasant thoughts t..