What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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Cheapass card used by n00b duelists to win against anybody. Yatas were wonderuflly banned and someday there will be anti-Yata demonstrat..
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A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.
Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) ..
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When you need to hide an erection and you tuck it straight up into your waistband/beltline. The cock is similar to the hand of a clock a..