What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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sport in which one slides on a flattened pepsi cube across a carpeted floor. For best results, have a friend pull you at a full sprint. ..
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A group of chill ass Idahoans who fucking RAN THE SHIT back in 2004-2005 at Idaho's greatest (ONLY) halloween attraction, The Haunt..
