What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on yo..
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My next door neighbour burnt the bbq sausage.
Hey beatrice you burnt ma sausage ya pie
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urinating through the fly of one's underwear.
I had the pull my dick out through the gate I had to piss so badly.
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