What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.
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One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
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