What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.
Liam was falling ..
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when your minding your own business and all of the sudden its a baboon festival around you, and you hear and see a bunch of monkey shit ..
