John West

What is John West?


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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.

"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"

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