What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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To have sex in the earhole
Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday
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When you're stoned out of your mind and your mouth opens up a lot more than it should. Say, for example, you have 5 (0 - 4)levels ..
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an elusive way of saying homosexual
maypole alone can be used to describe the orientation
"He is Such a Maypole of Merry Mount&q..
