What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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When you walk down a street and a flock of ducks start following you down the street quacking away at you as you walk.
dude i just walk..
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Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.
My bird was h..
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v. I once was able to, but not any longer. I used to be able to do that.
I usedtocould fist a wallago, but then my anus fell out...
