What is John West?
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A penis, that is both incredibly wide in its girth, and short in length, and as such, an extreme 'Chode'. John Wests are the same shape and size as a small tuna can, hence their name.
"Dude! That is such a John West! I bet you could use a tuna can as a condom for that thing!"
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Small, insignificant weeds that some superstitious people beleive are made by small green fairies, who dance and sing in an Irish accent..
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See 'Southampton Solent University'
Is that the dimstitute?
Ah don't you mean the Solent, its a 'university don&a..