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An irresistable, strong, titty lovin', sexy beast, big dicked, huge cummin' action balls, can go all night long, russian straight man, and did I mention BIG PENIS?!
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A phrase in Jawaspeak that means "I got to take a shit!"
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when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.
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