What is Johnathon?
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
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An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.
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Used in place of "necessarily" or "necessary".
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