Johnathon

What is Johnathon?


1.

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.

His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.

See jonathan, johnathan, john, jon, jonathon


19

Random Words:

1. Kirby Dance <("<) <(")> (>")> etc. GO KIRBY GO! See <("<), (>")>, kirby, dance..
1. Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb. Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity. stfu n00b, *banned..
1. The time you are willing to spend in jail to have sex with a minor. "Man, i'd do some jail time for her." See jail time..