What is Johnathon?
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
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An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
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A person who is ancient and is still getting massive ammounts of pussy, aka Hugh Heffner
How is that old pussisorius still getting bitc..
