What is Johnathon?
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
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A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tub..