What is Johnathon?
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
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Somebody that is impatient. More specifically the kind of asshole who puts his pasta in the water before it boils and gets upset that it..
