Johnny Appleseed Edit Meaning

1.

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

See Darko

2.

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.

"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

See johnny, appleseed, apple, seed, baby, mamma, mama, johnnie

3.

Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seedacross no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.

Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.

See sex, road trip, man whore, animals