Johnny Appleseeds

What is Johnny Appleseeds?


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A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.

Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

See raisins, balls, package, gonads


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