Johnny Bangs

What is Johnny Bangs?

When a douche bag thinks he can sing, and tries to make it as a musician, but can only muster a one-shot MTV show.

"We went to a show last night" "How was it?" "Dude sucked so bad" "Was it johnny bangs?" "No he wasn't THAT bad!"

See bang, john, douche, sing, lame, famous, k-state

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