Johnny Bravo

What is Johnny Bravo?


1.

To shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.

Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."

When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.

She was drunk, I was there, she settled. I was happy to play Johnny Bravo.

I couldnt find what i was looking for, so I Johnny Bravo'd on this car.

I was in the right place at the right time. I got Johnny Bravo'd for the job.

Affirmative action is nothing more than Johnny Bravo'ing people into job positions because they "fit the suit."

See affirmative action, settle, oppurpunity, johnny, bravo, beer goggles, beer, goggles, diversity, fit, suit

2.

A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster

Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis

See bravo, john, jon, johnny, brad, ape hands, ass pirate

3.

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'

(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."

(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."

See cock block, cock, block, score, sex, get some


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