Johnny Cage Punch

What is Johnny Cage Punch?


1.

The act of doing the splitsand punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombatcharacter Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: " Zorksucks!"

Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

See mortal kombat, splits, suckerpunch


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