What is Johnny Carson?
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The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
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When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women
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Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.
Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
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Inconsiderate idiot: Motto is "It's all about me."
Can't park straight, but so the f**k what.
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an inconsiderate..
