What is Johnny Carson?
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The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
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When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women
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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.
After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...
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A series of wierd and wonderful shit related sexual activities
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