Johnny Carson

What is Johnny Carson?


1.

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

See Jesse

2.

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one

Young One: purrrrr

Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women


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