Johnny Chaos

What is Johnny Chaos?


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Besides being a kool name for anyone, the name brings fame, honor, and success. Those who doubt the great power of the name are eaten by the evil spinach monster and never return.

Johnny C. like long walks on the beach, road bikes, the ladies, plaid/flannel, sleeve tattoos and coffee.

Dude #1: Dude your like such a Johnny Chaos.

Dude #2: Oh thanks I guess.

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