What is Johnny Cool?
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A young male, generally a frat boy, often Jewish, typically will be found driving a BMW 3 Series that is paid for by his father, and who clearly thinks that he is the coolest person in the world when in fact, he is lame. Can easily be found at a Lacoste or Aeropostale retail location. May or may not have a Jewfro. Should be avoided, often carrying substantially large quantities of GHB.
Who do you think you are shopping at Lacoste, Johnny Cool?
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A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.
Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publi..
