Johnny Crackseed

What is Johnny Crackseed?


1.

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.

Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...

Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.

Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?

Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.

--------

Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!

Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....

Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?

Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}

Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?

See drugs, crack, rock, cocaine, baking soda, appleseed, white widow, smoke, dust


33

Random Words:

1. The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a f..
1. a complete homosexual and loser when it comes to choice in cars. edmond bought a V6 mustang instead of the V8, and thinks its cool beca..
1. Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and ..