Johnny Damon Edit Meaning

1.

Once the centerfielder and face of the greatest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. Now an overpaid, clean shaven sellout playing for the New York Yankees.

I can't believe Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees.

Yeah, he even cut his hair too. What a sellout.

See johnny, damon, red sox, sellout, yankees

2.

Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.

Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.

See red sox, yankees, star wars, jesus, traitor

3.

Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees

Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch

See sell-out, satan

4.

The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.

Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.

Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.

Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.

5.

A major league baseball player with native american blood. He loves the land, and respects the great spirit. he has many pow-wows to celebrate his baseball victories.

Johnny Damon lives in a long-house

See blumf

6.

A 1992 draft pick by the Kansas City Royals, who at the end of 2000 got traded to Oakland A's and after one season in Oakland, he got traded to the Boston Red Soxs. He played centerfield for the Red Soxs until the end of the 2005 season. Like it or not, Damon was traded to the Yankees because of a offer that appealed to him more. Damon was a fan favorite in Boston and tons were devistated once they heard the news.

Johnny Damon was traded to the New York Yankees from the Boston Red Soxs a year after they won the World Series.

See new york yankees, traitor

7.

cool things about him:

1. haggard ass madman.

2. looks like jesus.

3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:

1. complete over-exposure of this dude.

2. in love with himself due to overexposure.

i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though

See broseph