Johnny Fingers

What is Johnny Fingers?


1.

The art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.

Person 1- "I hate you, go away"

Person 2- Ooooh give them the johnny fingers!

Person 3- *gives Johnny Fingers*

Person 1- Omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?

See testiculating, swearing, provoke, funny

2.

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need

Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.


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