What is Johnny Fingers?
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The art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.
Person 1- "I hate you, go away"
Person 2- Ooooh give them the johnny fingers!
Person 3- *gives Johnny Fingers*
Person 1- Omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?
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the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.
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