Johnny Fived It

What is Johnny Fived It?

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

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